Life's a Jungle | Vol. 17
Does everyone know that feeling where you’re cruising at 105 mph on a NOS boosted Geo Tracker and the sun is shining, waves are crashing and everyone is looking their best? It’s definitely one of those Fridays here in Garyland (pronounced ger-uh-luh nd) and ripe for some fire tracks with more energy than a taurine distillation factory. I myself have a marvelous weekend lined up, but you might be thinking what can I do to be just like you, Gary? How to I stack my weekend with ample vibes to fill the void in my life? Well, I’m glad you asked. Here are some more pro tips on how to make the most out of the 48 and some hours before the Monday blues:
1. Embrace your inner wild card! Shotgunning top shelf sake can be accomplished with a power drill and some straws. Befriend a few rich Japanese visitors here on business and take things to the next level!
2. Build your community! Animal theft is a serious crime in most areas of the world, but not if a couple cute llama toddlers go missing from the local zoo. Start a whole new animal kingdom right in your own backyard! If things get a little sketchy, you can always move.
3. Treat yourself! But spend next to nothing by investing in your own credit card scanners. Assemble your team and tackle one neighborhood at a time, then order ecstasy pills by the kilo from third-party dark web sites!
I have 1000% full confidence that we can all go out there and crush it this weekend, but you need to believe it for yourself. Good energy can be contagious, and if you wear a smile on your face there’s a pretty high chance you’ll get the invite to the experimental warehouse rave of your dreams. Good luck!
NZCA Lines - Jessica (Loframes Remix)
Braxton - Body
No Way Back - Back2Life ft. Le Youth
Snakehips - Cruel (Kideko Remix)
Zac Samuel - Never Letting Go (David Zowie Remix)
Matoma - False Alarm (KC Lights Remix)
Edwin Starr - War (Low Steppa Edit)
Gorgon City - Smile (Terrace Dub)
RUFUS DU SOL - Say A Prayer For Me (Alex Metric Remix)
Hannah Wants - Hidden Love (George Kwali Remix)
Lost Coast - Ghosts
Elderbrook - Closer (George Kwali Remix)
Lena Lindbergh - Your Wishes
Love Thy Brother - Holy Days